Thursday Morning Ramblings

Life as stay at home wife isn't so bad. It gets awfully boring in this back water hick town though. My options for entertainment are the local Wal-Mart, church (HA! Me? In church?) or one of the local bars. Fun stuff. So, here I sit cleaning house and contemplating fighting off the fucking huge ass mosquitoes to mow my yard. Yeah, I think I'll ramble for a bit instead.

I'm a married to a man in the Air Force. For the most part it isn't to different from my life before. We are still in my home town, we don't live on the base and we don't socialize with his co-workers. Though from time to time his enlistment does come trodding into our home life. Less than 3 weeks and he'll be gone for a fun filled 6 month deployment over seas. At least it's not a year long tour right? Though I'm still not happy seeing as how this time around they gave him a helmet cover. He didn't have one of those the last deployment. Hmm...

On the topic of military wives, not to offend the whole populace, but why does it seem that half of the ones I meet are thicker than molasses? Seriously! What.The.Fuck? Did you know that according to one Stepford Wife that juries should be prosecuted for convicting innocent people? Apparently she missed the chapter in her Government class that explains that Jury Duty is not voluntary.

My other favorite quip is the religiously intolerant ones that think that all Muslims are gun toting, woman beating terrorist. Yeah, way to generalize. I could go on and on but I'd end up wanting to paint the wall with my brains. I'm not saying that everyone I've met is ignorant but it does seem that we have more than our fair share.

And so it began...

With the downtime from World of WarCraft I was persuaded to create my own blog. I'm a regular lurker of many blogs often laughing and crying along with the writers, but I thought it was about time that I come out of the shadows.

Husby is set to leave for the "Sand Box" again in about a month. 6 months to myself, what ever shall I do to stay busy? My first plan of action is to invade that holy shrine that is his garage. I plan to add a "feminine touch" by cleaning and organizing that mess. I can barely make it too my washer and dryer most days without being attacked by Bob knows what kind of car parts and miscellaneous inventions.

My second idea is to take me a trip up to Denver to visit with my best friend and con her into hiring me at her pharmacy. While I abhor the idea of working in pharmacy again, I do have a license and I should probably use it to make some green while I attend to my college courses. One of these days I'll finish my course in Computer Networking.

Last but not least, the dreaded diet. Gaming and getting old do horrible things to ones figure. I want my perfect hour glass figure back so I've started the Alli diet plan. None of the dreadful side effects yet, no cravings. I've lost 3 pounds only about 40 more to go.

Yeah, so I am a gamer and I have ovaries! OMG! I'm not into FPSs or console games, I am a huge fan of MMORPGs though. I played EverQuest, Dark Age of Camelot, Puzzle Pirates, America's Army and GuildWars, I am now into World of WarCraft. It's a waste of time as my wonderful loving husby enjoys trying to burn into my head, but I enjoy it. I'm good at it and I think that kind of makes him worried. I've actually been trying to get hired on as a game tester so that my "waste of time" can earn me some money. Drives my husband nuts, but as most gamers can agree there are a lot more wasteful hobbies I could take up.